💥 You’re Not Scaling. You’re Flatlining.

🔥 Your CRM is a glorified to-do list.
🔥 Your sales team is chasing ghosts.
🔥 You’re bleeding leads while your competition sleeps with AI.

It’s Time to Unleash Kaiju.

A savage, fully automated AI closer that hunts down your leads 24/7
 —books your calendar — and never asks for commission.

Your 24/7, no-BS, lead-closing MACHINE that calls, follows up, and books demos while your “team” scrolls Instagram.

⚠️ No more excuses. No more ghosted leads.

(Limited to 100 active accounts — this isn’t for the slow or scared.)

(I’ll believe it when I see it. Spoiler: It is that easy.)

(Only 100 businesses accepted this month — then we go dark.)

Only 100 Access Slots Per Month.Once they’re gone — we shut the gates. This is a weapon, not a toy.

🤬 AND NO — THIS ISN’T FOR YOU IF:
• You’re scared of automation
• You like chasing leads by hand
• You’re happy with “kinda working” CRMs
• You need 7 calls and a signed NDA to make decisions

⚡ THIS IS FOR:
✅ Savage founders
✅ Marketers sick of drop-offs
✅ Sales killers who want to scale without more hires
✅ Anyone tired of babysitting leads

HOW KAIJU AI WORKS

🧠 STILL CONFUSED? HERE’S HOW THIS MONSTER OPERATES:
You don’t need Zapier.
You don’t need to babysit anything.
You don’t need some nerd in a hoodie “integrating systems.”

🦖 STEP 1: LOAD YOUR LEADS
Upload your list, plug in your CRM, or give Kaiju the pipeline you forgot to follow up on.
📥 Inbound, outbound, cold, hot — Kaiju doesn’t discriminate. It dominates.

🦖 STEP 2: TRAIN THE BEAST
Answer 7 simple questions.
Kaiju learns your tone, your objections, your offer, your vibe.

“I’m not interested…”
Kaiju: “Totally get it — most people aren’t at first. But let me ask you one thing…

”You’ve just been closed.

🦖 STEP 3: KAIJU STARTS CALLING
Real AI voice.
Real phone calls.
Real results.

📲 Kaiju doesn’t “text and pray.” It calls, qualifies, and books on your calendar with ruthless precision.


🦖 STEP 4: YOU WAKE UP TO BOOKINGS
Imagine checking your calendar every morning and seeing booked calls.
No DMs.
No ghosting.
No wasted ad spend.
💬 “Who the hell is Kaiju and why is it better than my sales guy?
”Because it works harder, follows up faster, and never burns out. Period.

🚀 YOUR SALES PROCESS, AUTOMATED.
No fluff.
No dashboards to drown in.
Just a monster you turn on — and it starts printing pipeline.

WHAT'S INCLUDED?

✅ 1. Your Own AI Closer, Built & Trained For You — ($997 VALUE)
We build your Kaiju AI employee from scratch — pre-trained to call leads, qualify prospects, and fill your calendar like it’s got something to prove.☠️ No code. No fluff. Just a ruthless sales assassin in your brand voice.

✅ 2. One-Click Industry Templates (280+) — ($697 VALUE)
You don’t need to “figure out flows.”We’ve already done the thinking.🚀 Pick from hundreds of done-for-you AI missions — sales, support, bookings, reviews, and more. Click. Launch. Done.

✅ 3. Outbound & Inbound Voice AI Engine — ($1,497 VALUE)
Kaiju makes actual phone calls with a human-sounding voice.It doesn’t “follow up” — it hunts.📞 Warm leads? Cold leads? Ghosted deals? Kaiju dials them all… and closes.

✅ 4. Appointment Booking System (Fully Synced) — ($597 VALUE)
Kaiju doesn’t just talk — it books.⏱️ Syncs to your Google/Outlook calendars. Sends confirmations. Follows up. Fills your pipeline while you sleep.

✅ 5. Unified Inbox (Email + SMS) — ($397 VALUE)
All your convos, all in one place.📬 Never lose a lead again because someone “forgot to reply.” It’s all tracked, timestamped, and handled.

✅ 6. Built-In CRM + Pipelines — ($497 VALUE)
Track every deal, every stage, every dollar.👁️ View your entire pipeline in real-time — no more Excel hacks or duct-taped tools.

✅ 7. Drag-and-Drop Automations + A/B Testing — ($597 VALUE)
⚙️ Set up savage flows across SMS, email, and voice.Split test everything.Find what slaps. Scale it fast.

✅ 8. All-In-One Funnel + Website Builder — ($597 VALUE)
No more paying ClickFunnels, Wix, Calendly, and a dozen others.🛠️ Build entire sites, funnels, forms, and bookings right inside Kaiju. One beast. One login.

✅ 9. Native Phone System + Voicemail + IVR — ($397 VALUE)
Kaiju isn’t just AI — it’s your entire phone system.📞 Route calls, drop voicemails, set up call trees — like a corporate phone team with no salaries.

✅ 10. Live Onboarding with a Godzilla AI Engineer — ($497 VALUE)
We walk you through every step.🧠 No learning curve. No guesswork. No “tech overwhelm.”You show up. We activate the monster.

💣 TOTAL VALUE: $6,273+

But f*ck that “value” talk — let’s talk reality.You don’t pay $6k.You don’t even pay $1k.

Real Business Owners & Entrepreneurs. Real Results. 📈